GenderLife Forum: The Information Exchange

Well now, they've just banned smoking public in closed public places in the UK.

Y'see I don't get it. The government says they are concerned about the citizens health. If thats true, then why do they allow a large percentage of the population to subsist on poverty wages and welfare handouts that are hugely inadequate, causing ontold negative health deficiencies on around 20% of the poplulation.

Now smokers are being marginalised and are almost being classified as 'evil' by the media. All the time its you dirty f**kers, you insiduous government people, you disgusting, rich, tobacco lords, you evil pieces of sh*t, who'd (apparantly) like to discourage people from smoking and so raise the prices for existing smokers, so that you're revenues are kept coming in the manner which you are accustomed. YOU destroy peoples lives. You evil F**Ks.

I know you non-smokers entertain some eternal life idea on account of being non-smokers. Let me pop that bubble. Non-smokers die EVERY DAY. Aha, it's true.

Yul Brinner - Smoked 40 a day, women by the thousand sitting on his cueball noggin.

Jim Fix - champion of jogging - Ate Tofu, went jogging every day, dead from a heart attack.

Compare the two lives if you will.

Ah, so much is said about christian fundamentalists.

Here's my view:

What about those pro-life christian fundamentalists. Some of my friends think they are just annoying idiots. Some of my friends think they are evil f**ks. How can we come to a consensus. They are annoying, they are evil, they are f**ks. Brothers, sisters come together. Can't we for once join hands and think of them as evil, annoying, idiot f**ks. I beseech you.

'We're pro-life'...OOOh, don't you just look it. Look like your filled with life. Poor Johnny says "Please don't adopt me". 'We're your new fundamentalist christian pro-life parents'. Lets have a game of twister...can't do that..non christian....Ohhhh, where's the tower where's the gun, wheres the tower, where's the gun. I was adopted by pro-life christians when I was a kid...BANG. Does my p*n*s make me a bad boy, thats what they told me.

We're pro-life. What does that mean? Do me a f**king favour, if your so pro life, don't block the med clinics.

We're pro-life, there'll be no death on this planet.

Oh wait a minute, didn't you murder a doctor at an abortion clinic? Anyone else sense the irony in that. Am I alone in feeling some irony in that?

Evil f**ks to a soul.

Beer v Pot

Well, alchohol is legal, they push it down your throat. Drink beer, drink beer, drink beer. Why? because it makes you slow, stupid and docile and thats the way they like you to be. It's only the No.2 killer in the world. I've actually seen beer comercials during the war against drugs specials.

Cigarettes and alchohol, kill more people than all the other drugs COMBINED X 1000. Pot, a drug that kills....no one..ever...and lets put that in a time frame...no one..EVER. Now why is it against the law?

You're at a ball game or you're at a concert. Someone's obnoxious and violent. Are they drunk or are they smoking some pot? I have never seen anyone on pot get in a fight..because..it's f**king impossible.

End of arguement. Case closed.

Now you might say though, what about that fellow that thought he could fly and jumped off a roof. Well, that's nothing to do with pot. That's just cause he was a stupid f**k. Shouldn't he tried to flap his arms first...oh no. You can't hang ones person stupidity on pot.

Y'see if we all lived an existance like we were on pot, then there would be no fighting, few road deaths, no wars, less violence, more open thinking, less heart attacks....You go figure...Cause I can't.

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PS. I don't condone drugs of any kind and advise anyone not not to use drugs of any description.

Yeah, but its like the bible or something, it's not advisable to take my rants literally.

I don't smoke either now, but did for 5 years. Point is though, that if I wanted to, no jumped up jackass politically motivated bandwagon jumping social climbers, should be able to tell me otherwise.

No one just dies in their sleep, unless you're morphined up. It's a myth. You wake up and go aaaaaaaaaaargh for an undetermined period then die. when your name is the butt of every joke and your just about to croak, there's a reason for it.

Maybe Jim Fix had some flashbacks, and wishes he'd been a bad boy before he popped his clogs. All those joggers eating up the health budget with their wrecked joints from jumping up and down, what do we say about that? Why am I forced to breathe in carcinogenic car fumes? I don't want anybody else's carcinogenic pollutants.

We ruin our joints by the wearing of high heels, forcing our bodies into unnatural(but cute) postures. Y'see its all relative.

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No one just dies in their sleep, unless you're morphined up. It's a myth.

Not to be arguementative, but this is incorrect. My Father passed away while he was asleep, and had no medication for 48 hours, I was stitting on his bed holding his hand when he died.

Like I said. My rants are not meant to be taken literally. They are works of fiction. Like the Bible or the Koran or something.

Politically incorrect BLACK HUMOUR.

Sorry to upset you or bring up any sad memories with my crass humour.

Not a bad memory at all, a sad one to be sure, but one I will always remember positively. sorry to have changed the timbre of the rant

Well I've done this rant somewhere before but here it is officially.

Gays in the military and freedom:

You never see my attitude in the press, thats what bugs me. You never see my point of view. For instance, gays in the military.

Now I don't know how you all feel about it. Gays wanna be in the military. Here's how I feel about it: Anyone dumb enough to wanna be in the military should be allowed in. End of f**king story. I don't care how many push ups you can do, go wait in that fox hole, and when we need you to kill somebody....we call you out.

I'm so sick of these congressional hearings. All the pundits saying "ohh, the esprit de corps will be affected and we are such a moral....". EXCUSE ME...Aren't you all hired killers. SHUT UP...you are thugs and when we need you to go and blow the hell out of a nation of little brown people, we'll let you know. What a bunch of morons. WE ARE THE MILITARY...is that a village of women and kids....where's the napalm...YUKK.
"I don't want any gay people around me when I'm killing those women and kids, wouldn't be right!"

Don't tell me the military protects our freedom...There ain't no one out there thats a threat to us......Oh, but I'm not talking about the countries we armed first. If you wanna split hairs..well the countries we armed might be scary for about a day. We give them the old weapons, we use the new ones on them. Iraq found that out. You have the Scud...we have the patriot...the Scud x 2. Just keep selling them the old crap.

Don't tell me the military protects our freedom. I just don't buy into that.