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#187236 - 08/11/06 04:49 PM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
Karen S Offline

Weather Mouse

Registered: 06/28/04
Loc: Metro Detroit...
Makes me proud to be a Norman...
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There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~ Anais Nin

You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher
~ Peter Gabriel Biko

"Real isn't how you are made. It's a thing that happens to you." The Velveteen Rabbit



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#187237 - 09/08/06 05:58 AM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
Natalie Offline
Supreme Oracle

Registered: 01/14/04
Loc: England
k joke for today

an American Girl. A French Girl and an afrcan Girl are all traveling in a plane thats about to crash
the american girl puts on her make up and everyone was curious
Rescuers always save a beautiful first she said

the french girl opens her Bra and says
Rescuers will always save a girl with beautiful breasts

The african girl removes her panties and says

Fuck off they always look for the black box first !!

....

Granny and grandad sitting at the breakfast table
Granny says " Do you know ...my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago !

Grandad says " course they fuckin are ...Ones in your coffee
the other`s in your porridge !!
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#187238 - 09/08/06 02:31 PM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
Natalie Offline
Supreme Oracle

Registered: 01/14/04
Loc: England
ok watch this then !! ...You can imagine this as jesus 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA
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#187239 - 09/11/06 05:10 AM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
Natalie Offline
Supreme Oracle

Registered: 01/14/04
Loc: England

ok i thought wed do a tastless humour post for all bad jokes ...so if anyone gets offended they can just avoid the post as its all in bad taste !!!

why does noddy have a bell on his hat ? .............................Because he is a cunt

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#187240 - 09/11/06 08:56 AM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
Storm Offline


Registered: 11/11/04
Loc: USA
Three Brits are watching an old Ronald Regan movie... One starts laughing and the two look at him and ask whats funny.

The almost hysterical Brit replies, "That bloody Yank could never act even when he was President".
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#187241 - 09/26/06 02:45 PM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
Natalie Offline
Supreme Oracle

Registered: 01/14/04
Loc: England
i just bought steve irwins swimsuit for £40 on e-bay ...... I just opened it up and Its got a rip in the front ....... I think I`ve Been stung !!
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#187242 - 09/28/06 07:03 AM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
Karen S Offline

Weather Mouse

Registered: 06/28/04
Loc: Metro Detroit...
Why don't bunnies make noise when they fuck?

They have cottonballs!
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There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~ Anais Nin

You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher
~ Peter Gabriel Biko

"Real isn't how you are made. It's a thing that happens to you." The Velveteen Rabbit



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#187243 - 09/28/06 07:50 PM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
Marcella Offline
Misanthropic Cow

Registered: 03/31/03
Loc: Pasture
OMG Karen... your sense of humour has become more proletarian!

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This a spiritual thing and I am the laughing Buddha sitting on top of the world. Donnalee.

"Populace above, populace below! What are 'poor' and 'rich' at present! That distinction did I unlearn,—then did I flee away further and ever further, until I came to those kine." --Thus Spake Zarathustra / Friedrich Nietzsche.

http://my.funtrivia.com/tournament/Callies-quiz-75578.html

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#187244 - 09/29/06 12:21 PM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
joanie55 Offline
Angle with round heels

Registered: 07/21/06
Hi Natalie,

That was absolutely awful! But it was very, very funny. OMG! Did I say that! lol


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#187245 - 09/29/06 05:00 PM Re: natalie`s joke and british Humour corner
Karen S Offline

Weather Mouse

Registered: 06/28/04
Loc: Metro Detroit...
Quote:
OMG Karen... your sense of humour has become more proletarian!





It's all the riveting I've been doing.
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There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~ Anais Nin

You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher
~ Peter Gabriel Biko

"Real isn't how you are made. It's a thing that happens to you." The Velveteen Rabbit



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