GenderLife Forum: The Information Exchange

My blades are for work, not play. I'm not sure any of them are long enough to qualify for sword status thhough.

TPBM owns skis, snow or water.

False. I used to own several of both but these days I prefer to be the observer.

TPBM has traveled faster than the speed of sound.

False I've never been in a Plane capable of breaking the sound barrier, eg. a Warplane. Just a 747 with awful airline food.

TPBM Holds some type of record in a sporting competition?

False; The closest I ever came to achieving any record in any sporting event was coming in second place in downhill skiing race when I was five.

Incidentally a 747 can achieve the speed of sound, in a dive, but airline pilots are generally unlikely to do that.

TPBM loves to dance in the rain.

Yes, but only if I am not cold and hungry.

TPBM has met with a sitting or retired head of state.

True. More than one.
TPBM Has been to the U.A.E.

Nope, but I know people from Dubai in Vancouver.

TPBM holds more than one patent (no matter what country or countries).

False.

TPBM frequently gets grease on her hands.

False - I hire a boy if something associated with grease needs attention. Er, uh, at least if it involves the kinda grease you put in wheel bearings. Now if you are referring to Italians in an obscure sexual innuendo with politically incorrect overtones I will have to rethink my answer.

TPBM has been in an extramarital relationship.

Heck no. Not even in a marital one. Relationships, yuck.

TPBM is so familiar with libraries and their cataloging system, they can find any book without having to consult the database.