Beetles taste like apples,wasps(the ones with wings)taste like pine nuts,and worms taste like fried bacon.mmmm!
Honey is the only food that doesn"t spoil.Sweet!
Earth is the only planet not named after a god.Thank God!
Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.He did seem to be always overcompensating!
Women blink almost twice as much as men.If ya wanna pass,Blink-blink-blink!
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Sometimes you"re the bug,Sometimes you"re the windshield...
"Sibling Rail Gun Of Reasoned Discussion"