GenderLife Forum: The Information Exchange

Ya. But the cheese is better!

TPBM has eaten ant larvae.

True. Why the sudden food fetish? Just to make it simple I will tell you that I am related to the shark family which means that when I am hungry you can be 100% sure I will eat something.

TPBM has mastered water skiing slalom.

omg. Waterskiiiiiing (however it's spelled...) was too great a challenge for me when I recently tried it. I couldn't even get up on the things! Using a single ski was no better. I felt like an anchovie on a fishing hook having my ass dragged through the water. Oh, I'm supposed to let go of the rope? doh!

TPBM most likes delicate floral perfumes, such as Lady Caron, Cartier Panthere, Boucheron Initial, Hermes Rouge, etc.

True. Sure I love smelling like flowers.

TPBM would rather be living in pastoral tranquility than in a city.

True... Im not a people person (independent like a cat) and would rather like the sunlight, fresh air and clean fields of tranquility.

TPBM has tried or is using one of Jenny Craigs products?

False. I had to google it to find out what it is.

TPBM is considering hip augmentation surgery.

False. Years of sports and weight lifting have given me a cute bubble-shaped tush that my current recreational activity, cycling, has maintained. I'm not bragging, because I'm still working on losing the upper body mass.

TPBM has stood on the equator, or above the arctic circle, or below the antarctic circle.

No, just passed over the equator but didn't really stood on it.

TPBM has lived through at least one major (Richter 7.0+) earthquake.

Yes January 13, 2001, El Salvador, magnitude 7.6. I was in Cojutepeque and the streets were rolling like waves. Oh fun.

TPBM is prepared for a major catastrophe.

Nope, too much to worry about. Unless we're talking about life, then a catastrophe has already happened.

TPBM has bees in their cockpit.