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Maybe they think your a spy looking for a story about abuse or something and nailing them to the ceiling.

I like thinking thats the reason why

you try to fart discretely at lunch and it comes out loud or you follow through

When you think your cat has jumped on your bed at night to be near you.. Only to find a warm wet feeling and log of pure stench on top of the warm wet spot .... you feed them, keep them safe from dogs. Take them to the vet, give them parts of your bbq chicken. And how do they repay you ? do they piss on the rug or kitchen floor NOOOOOOOOO they Piss N POOO ON YOU and your BED. But it equalls out when you get 5 dollars from the hungy panda the next day. sweet and sour canine

Ugh, unlucky!

...when your body dilates to twice it's normal size, one eye gets sunk into you massive cranium, the other protrudes, the muscles on your neck stand out to resemble a small army, your hams shift back to front, when the top of your head explodes scattering blood to the four cardinal points so that a red mist comes down to make your room a bloody war zone AND when 100 old grannies fall dead at the sight of you in your paroxyism...err.

it blows

...you realize that you have more time behind you than you have left ahead of you.. .So,instead of my motto being "Live Fast and Die Young",I guess now it"s-"Live Fast and Hope I Die Before I End Up In a Nursing Home"... LOL!!!

when a wannabe neverbee who dont know you deems you and accuses you of being something you are not

...you return to a city where you used to live, after many years, and you realize you don't know anyone there any more, that you're not just older but also a total stranger, and that all you have left are the memories of that place as it was long ago.