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#285631 - 07/10/08 04:46 PM The Haiku Thread
Vexing Offline
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Posts: 300
Loc: Land of Sheepses
I once ate a pie
It was made out of babies
Please pass the ketchup
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#285655 - 07/10/08 07:54 PM Re: The Haiku Thread [Re: Vexing]
Karen S Offline
Fiesty angel

Registered: 06/28/04
Posts: 9538
Loc: Metro Detroit...
Gas fills up my room
Scrumptious burrito I ate
Now torments my nostrils
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#285666 - 07/10/08 09:07 PM Re: The Haiku Thread [Re: Vexing]
JulieA Offline
New Girl

Registered: 03/17/05
Posts: 20
Loc: USA
I consume a drink
Then I consume another
He now looks handsome

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#285669 - 07/10/08 09:12 PM Re: The Haiku Thread [Re: Vexing]
Deena Offline

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Registered: 05/11/06
Posts: 7846
Loc: Poseida
Originally Posted By: Vexing
I once ate a pie
It was made out of babies
Please pass the ketchup

Seasoned or not? shrug
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#285734 - 07/11/08 12:58 PM Re: The Haiku Thread [Re: Deena]
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Registered: 03/31/03
Posts: 19660
Loc: Pasture
To movies I go
"Gojira! Gojirasan!"
In panic I scream.
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#285785 - 07/12/08 01:39 AM Re: The Haiku Thread [Re: Marcella]
galaxygirl Offline
Jaem:e

Registered: 03/23/07
Posts: 978
Loc: San Francisco, Earth
hearing the soft ring
I press any key to answer
tomatoes on sale
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#285788 - 07/12/08 02:14 AM Re: The Haiku Thread [Re: galaxygirl]
Vexing Offline
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Registered: 04/01/08
Posts: 300
Loc: Land of Sheepses
Cherry blossom falls
I have a plasma cannon
Your spine liquifies.
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There is but one letter that separates tranny from tyranny.
Call me the former and you'll find out all about the latter.

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#285796 - 07/12/08 04:21 AM Re: The Haiku Thread [Re: Vexing]
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Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 6040
Loc: Earth
Load up the asteriod guns
fire wide spread pattern
First Target: Washington DC
Second Target: Crawford Texas
Third Target ........
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MOOD MUSIC: "99 red ballons" - Nena

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#285798 - 07/12/08 04:22 AM Re: The Haiku Thread [Re: Vexing]
galaxygirl Offline
Jaem:e

Registered: 03/23/07
Posts: 978
Loc: San Francisco, Earth
Marburg virus kills
the infected vomit blood
many books are sold
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#287497 - 07/28/08 07:39 PM Re: The Haiku Thread [Re: galaxygirl]
JulieA Offline
New Girl

Registered: 03/17/05
Posts: 20
Loc: USA
Xenophobia
Why the Europeans think
they are the cat's ass

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