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#292086 - 08/29/08 08:51 AM
Re: natalie`s bad joke corner
[Re: Deena]
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Pooh-Bah
Registered: 08/14/07
Loc: Eastern Washington state, U.S....
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As you move forward with your transition, you start to realize a lot of new things about yourself. Some are trivial, like color preferences, or the music you enjoy, and some are far more profound, like questions about your purpose in life or the nature of sexuality. I was thinking about this pretty deeply one night, my tongue caressing that moist, pink, fishy flesh when I realized…I don't like salmon.
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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." Henry David Thoreau
His disciples asked him, "Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?"
Jesus answered, "Neither he nor his parents sinned; it is so that the works of God might be made visible through him. "
John 9:2-3
Mahatma Ghandi, though a devout Hindu, was widely known to admire Jesus; Ghandi often quoted from the Sermon on the Mount, in fact. Once when the missionary E. Stanley Jones met with Ghandi he asked him, "Mr. Ghandi, though you quote the words of Christ often, why is that you appear to so adamantly reject becoming his follower?"
Ghandi replied, "Oh, I don't reject your Christ. I love your Christ. It's just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ."
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#295248 - 09/24/08 09:25 AM
Re: natalie`s bad joke corner
[Re: Natalie]
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Pooh-Bah
Registered: 08/14/07
Loc: Eastern Washington state, U.S....
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An elderly patient was complaining to his doctor that the medication he was prescribed just wasn't working.
After disussing the problem, the physician said, "Sir, it's pronounced ann - el - gee - zick, not anal-sesic. Swallow the pills and they'll work a lot better."
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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." Henry David Thoreau
His disciples asked him, "Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?"
Jesus answered, "Neither he nor his parents sinned; it is so that the works of God might be made visible through him. "
John 9:2-3
Mahatma Ghandi, though a devout Hindu, was widely known to admire Jesus; Ghandi often quoted from the Sermon on the Mount, in fact. Once when the missionary E. Stanley Jones met with Ghandi he asked him, "Mr. Ghandi, though you quote the words of Christ often, why is that you appear to so adamantly reject becoming his follower?"
Ghandi replied, "Oh, I don't reject your Christ. I love your Christ. It's just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ."
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