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The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night... she went to the cooler to get a drink to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said:

"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off".

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel really rough..."

The date from hell!!!



Well, at least he's happy

why wasnt jesus born in america ??

bECAUSE THEY COULD NOT FIND THREE WISE MEN AND A VIRGIN

Ethel is a prostitute,but she didnt want her grandma to know.One day the police raided the brothel and lined up the girls outside.Ethels gran happened to be passing.A quick thinking ethel said we are waiting in line for free oranges.Gran decides to wait for a free orange.The police eventually reach gran to question her.How do you do it at your age?
Oh i take my teeth out,pull back the skin and suck em dry.The policeman fainted.

a man walks into his bedroom with a sheep tucked under his arm and wakes up his wife
"this is the pig I am sleeping with " he says

" I think you'll find that is a sheep , you drunken bum " she spits

" I think you'll find I wasnt talking to you " he replies

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake

Obama barrack goes to the doctor and says doctor,doctor everytime i look in the mirror i get sexually aroused
is this natural ?

Doctor Replies

Its perfectly natural you're a cunt

REMEMBER WHAT I ORIGINALLY SAID WHEN I STARTED THIS THREAD


man goes to the doctors and says Doctor doctor every time i masturbate i keep singing the star spangled banner is this normal ?

Doctor replies
yeah all wankers sing that !!!

Two blokes were leaning against a bar, visibly worse for wear. They'd been boozing all day at a tremendous rate but hadn't uttered a word to each other the whole time.

Suddenly one man said to the other: "I fucked your mum last night. D'you know that. I took her from behind, I slipped it up the wrong'un as well and let her polish it clean with her gob afterwards. What have you got to say about that then, hey?"
The other bloke answers: "I'm taking you home dad, you've had enough now."

I guess that one can not be translated into something acceptable in a sorority.