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#259205 - 12/21/07 07:45 PM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: Deena]
Karen S One Brown Mouse Registered: 06/28/04 Loc: Metro Detroit...	Why was Jesus nailed to a cross? He forgot the safe word... _________________________ Another world is not only possible, she is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing - Arundhati Roy
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#259260 - 12/22/07 04:32 AM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: Karen S]
cartografia honest deviant Registered: 09/10/06	What did Jesus say when He checked into a motel? He put a bag of nails on the counter and asked: "Can you put me up for the night?" _________________________ You can't cut self-hate out of a gal. It's got to come out some other way.
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#259335 - 12/22/07 07:39 PM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: cartografia]
AmyMcNeil Registered: 09/28/06 Loc: Vermont	I was depressed last night so I called a suicide hotline. I was transferred to an out-sourced call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal... They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. _________________________ Life is too important to be taken seriously! "Pain is inevitable, Suffering is optional" Ana_Okie
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#265757 - 02/01/08 02:59 PM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: AmyMcNeil]
Natalie Supreme Oracle Registered: 01/14/04 Loc: England	here a classic piece of british comedy in a song all about an old married couple Victoria Wood Lets Do It _________________________ Anger is an energy ......... John Lydon 1986 Dont be afraid to be you Natalie supports chelsea fc check em out and cheer on on www.chelseafc.com
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#265980 - 02/02/08 06:34 PM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: Natalie]
Natalie Supreme Oracle Registered: 01/14/04 Loc: England	little patrick asked 4 a bike 4 his birthday his dad said , wed get u one but our mortgage is 80k and ya mum has just lost her job, next day patrick walks out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks where you goin son ? patrick replies i walked past your bedroom last nite a heard u tellin mum u was gonna pull out then i heard mum tell u to wait coz she was comin too im not stayin here on me own with an 80 k mortgage and no fkin bike _________________________ Anger is an energy ......... John Lydon 1986 Dont be afraid to be you Natalie supports chelsea fc check em out and cheer on on www.chelseafc.com
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#265999 - 02/02/08 08:49 PM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: Natalie]
Deena Supreme Oracle Registered: 05/11/06	Patrick is obviously gunna make an excellent spokesman. _________________________ .
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#266164 - 02/03/08 07:07 PM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: Deena]
Joan Veteran Registered: 09/20/03	There is one going around about the politician. Some people thought he must have previously been a brick layer, because they had heard people say he was a 'mortar forker'. Other people thought he must have been in the trucking industry, working for Mother's Trucking.
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#266203 - 02/04/08 12:22 AM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: Karen S]
Seren Registered: 09/30/07 Loc: SF-Bay Area	Originally Posted By: Karen S A penguin is travelling cross country when all of a sudden his engine starts running really roughly. He goes to a nearby exit and pulls off into a small town to find a mechanic. He finds one and tells him what his engine is doing. The mechanic says "Sir, it will take me about an hour to look things over and tell you what's wrong" The penguin decides to find a restauraunt nearby to get lunch in the meanwhile. He orders the fish, eats it, and finding he was still a bit hungry, he orders a bowl of ice cream for dessert. As he's eating the ice cream (and not having hands, he eats it with his beak) he noticed that the hour was up. So he hurriedly finishes up and heads toward the mechanic's shop, without pausing to use a napkin, even. When he comes into the repair place, the mechanic says, "Sir, it looks to me like you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "Oh, no, I just had some ice cream. " Amazing how jokes get around .. I heard this one in the SF-Bay Area about 7 years ago .. wow _________________________ Seren -- SRS in SF-Bay Area - 1976 ... (I was an early prototype) Welcome to Seren's House, http://www.genderlife.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=263425#Post263425 After a 30-year career, am now a retired and homely old lady with a lez partner and a cat. -- --------------------------------------------------------- "We are not passengers on spaceship Earth.... We are the crew"
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#266206 - 02/04/08 12:42 AM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: Natalie]
Seren Registered: 09/30/07 Loc: SF-Bay Area	A couple has been happily married for a number of years, yet the wife has a recurring fantasy of what it would be like to be a prostitute .. She has recurring dreams, and the fascination keeps getting stronger .. One day, Wife asks hubby .. "I've been having the urge to experiment at what it would he like to be a prostitute.. would you mind if I tried it just for the experience ? .. " .. "Sure, honey no problem" .. hubby goes off to work ... Hubby returns from work later that evening and finds wife with a big smile on her face ... "Gee, I made lots of money today.. in fact, I made one hundred and two dollars!!! " ... Hubby looks puzzled and asks ... "So who gave you the two dollars?.." .. Wife jumps with glee and replies ... "Wow .. they all did !!" .. Edited by Seren (02/04/08 12:43 AM) _________________________ Seren -- SRS in SF-Bay Area - 1976 ... (I was an early prototype) Welcome to Seren's House, http://www.genderlife.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=263425#Post263425 After a 30-year career, am now a retired and homely old lady with a lez partner and a cat. -- --------------------------------------------------------- "We are not passengers on spaceship Earth.... We are the crew"
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#267568 - 02/13/08 04:12 PM Re: natalie`s bad joke corner [Re: Seren]
Natalie Supreme Oracle Registered: 01/14/04 Loc: England	i went to see my frieds new born baby today she asked me to wind her ...i thought it was a bit harsh ........ so i gave it a dead leg instead _________________________ Anger is an energy ......... John Lydon 1986 Dont be afraid to be you Natalie supports chelsea fc check em out and cheer on on www.chelseafc.com
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