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Three Gay men gave a speech together. The crowd gave them a hand.

As you move forward with your transition, you start to realize a lot of new things about yourself. Some are trivial, like color preferences, or the music you enjoy, and some are far more profound, like questions about your purpose in life or the nature of sexuality. I was thinking about this pretty deeply one night, my tongue caressing that moist, pink, fishy flesh when I realized…I don't like salmon.

So three frogs live in a bathroom. One in the tub, the sink, and the toilet. After a long night of sleep the tub frog asks the sink frog how he slept.
"not too good, about half way through the night it started to rain and it woke me up."

"You think you had a bad night!" the toilet frog exclaims, "Not only did it rain last night but a freaking log fell on my head!"

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I've known this joke since I was a child, just can't forget it for some reason.

Also feel free to replace the word "freaking" with "frakking"

You are so ugly the only dates you get are on a calendar

an attractive young woman walks up to a bar in a rural pub she signals for the barman to bring his face close to hers
" are you the bar manager " she asks running her fingers thru his hair

NO he replies
"can you give him a message ?" she asks stroking his face and allowing 2 fingers to slip into his mouth so he can suck them gently

tell him thers no Fucking toilet paper

NEWSFLASH

Victoria Beckham has confessed to having an affair with Pop paedophile Gary Glitter

Glitter has strongly denied this as he says he was in Brooklyn at the time

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.




'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'




'Not yet,' she replied.

An elderly patient was complaining to his doctor that the medication he was prescribed just wasn't working.

After disussing the problem, the physician said, "Sir, it's pronounced ann - el - gee - zick, not anal-sesic. Swallow the pills and they'll work a lot better."

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.

Bad Joke? Good one Natalie !