Eco people - Save the whale - Sunbathers.
I'm 'up in arms' over these so called enviromentalist people. You know the ones "I drive an eco car that runs on carrot juice","I care about whales","I want cleaner fuels" blah blah blah.
Here's how I feel:
You eco people sicken me. Eco car? Don't make me laugh. So your car runs on veg oil, so what. Would'nt it be more prudent if you ate the vegatables and walked everywhere burning the oil up in the most efficient system known - your body. But no, it's lets drive about in a car that looks like its been squashed between two rail wagons, and claim you helping the enviro. You're not. Get off your lazy fat arse and get shank's pony(walking) into vogue. Why do movie stars insist on these cars. Guilt. gimme the old fashioned movie guy driving about in 7 litre Plymouth GTO's any day of the week. What you see is what you get with them folks.
Don't gimme whales or endangered species. You don't REALLY care about whales. You're busy living your crackerjack lifestyles, You fat pieces of junk are eating enough to look like whales. Or you're starving yourself to almost give insult to every single malnourished person on the planet."Oh the whales","there's only 500 white tigers in the wilds". Remember that next time you go see Siegried and Roy, and boy he got his reward allright. You don't care about whales, admit it, you don't care. You only care about slapping lard all over your body and taking some sun.....oh you lazy sunbathers....too jaded to question stagnation.
Children shelled, children shelled, that all very well,
but could you please keep the noise down low,
'cause your waking the lazy sunbathers.
Eco is it, don't give me eco.
Ahh, the memories. When i used to have something to say.