Three transsexual women were having lunch together, and each bragged about what made them more female than the other. The first TS says: "I love cooking!" The other two nod their heads. The second TS says: "I love gardening!" The other two nod their heads. The third TS says: "I love football!" The other two look at her and say: "What does that have to do with being female?" She replies: "That's where all the men are!"