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A penguin is travelling cross country when all of a sudden his engine starts running really roughly. He goes to a nearby exit and pulls off into a small town to find a mechanic. He finds one and tells him what his engine is doing.

The mechanic says "Sir, it will take me about an hour to look things over and tell you what's wrong" The penguin decides to find a restauraunt nearby to get lunch in the meanwhile. He orders the fish, eats it, and finding he was still a bit hungry, he orders a bowl of ice cream for dessert.

As he's eating the ice cream (and not having hands, he eats it with his beak) he noticed that the hour was up. So he hurriedly finishes up and heads toward the mechanic's shop, without pausing to use a napkin, even.

When he comes into the repair place, the mechanic says, "Sir, it looks to me like you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "Oh, no, I just had some ice cream. "