Ah what the heck. Let's see if humour crosses the language barrier:

T-girl 1: "Hey girl, I've been told there is a doctor, right next to Marta. It's a dentist. Not Marta, but him."
T-girl 1: "Thing is, in his clinic he can inject silicone in your ass and leave it bigger than J-Lo's."
T-girl 2: "Wow, how neat! So when the silicone drops to your feet and you look like The Elephant Woman, he can finish the job by putting teeth in your ass."
T-girl 1: "Shit, girl, just telling me it is dangerous was enough."
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This a spiritual thing and I am the laughing Buddha sitting on top of the world. Donnalee.
"Populace above, populace below! What are 'poor' and 'rich' at present! That distinction did I unlearn,葉hen did I flee away further and ever further, until I came to those kine." --
Thus Spake Zarathustra / Friedrich Nietzsche.
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