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An alien couple come down to earth and go to a swingers party
They swap partners and go to there repective bedrooms .
the alien man takes his clothes off revealing a one inch cock
the woman says "im not impressed"
the alien then twists his right ear and his cock grows to ten inches long
"now i am impressed" says the woman
the alien then twists his left ear and his cock becomes 2 inches thick and he gives the woman the best sex she has ever had

she meets up with her husband later and asks
"How was it for you"?

her husband says "fucking shit ..all she kept doing was twisting my ears

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents ? i mean cinderella stays out til midnight. pinnochio does nothing but lie. Aladdin is the prince of thieves . Batman drives at 320 miles per hour. sleeping beauty is nothing but a lazy bitch and snow white lives with seven men the Slut!..x

see elton john played at amy winehouse funeral ...he did a great version of his hit Candle under the spoon

A naval commander was on the deck when a sailor came up to him and said "Sir we have an enemy ship approaching. What orders do you have?"

The captain said "Bring me my red shirt."

The sailor did as he was told and the battle ensued, eventually with them sinking the enemy ship.

After the battle the sailor asked "Sir why did you want me to bring you your red shirt?"

The captain replied "Because if I were to get shot or hurt, the red would hide the blood and keep morale up."

The sailor said "OK I understand. Excellent idea sir."

A little later the same sailor came running back to the captain and said "Sir there are 20 enemy ships coming. What orders do you have?"

The captain looked at the sailor and said "Bring me my brown pants."

Do you know what you call a cross-dressing homosexual in a singles bar?

Artifical bait.

Do you know what you call a M to F transsexual in the same bar?

A woman.