GenderLife Forum: The Information Exchange

I said to my boyfriend "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."

Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my boyfriend is slightly retarded."

What fun that was...

what does a penis and a bible have in common ?

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They both get shoved down your throat by priests

I finally got a joke for Natalies Bad Joke Corner!

Why can't the lesbian go to Weight Watchers wearing make up?
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Because, she can't eat Jenny Craig with Este Lauder on her face!!!

wokka wokka

they have just realeased a charity single for all those affected by the floods in pakistan

Its called

Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed

I just read a article that stated the following ...


A Farmer has successfully found a way to Grow a entire field of Dildos ...

But lately he has had a Problem of Squatters in that field.

a woman says to her husband
" you only want sex when youre drunk"
Man says

"Thats not true sometimes i want a kebab"

Man calls to his wife
"come and have a look at my Clock"

She goes to the bedroom and he is laying on the bed with a massive errection

"Thats not a clock" she says

He replies

"It will be when u put two hands and a face on it"

'would you like to 68?' 'what's that?' 'you eat me and I owe you one.'

good one.

mistook the pope mobil for a ice cream van last week ...i only realised my mistake when i saw the sign " wouldnt mind that child" on the back